1. In life, two words will open many doors for you. Push and pull.

  2. The advantage of being smart is that you can always play the fool, while the opposite is totally impossible.

  3. You shouldn’t take people for fools, but you shouldn’t forget that they are.

  4. They say that love is on every street corner, so I have to live on a roundabout…

  5. There’s a genius inside me. Unfortunately, he sleeps all the time.

  6. Intelligence is like a parachute: when you don’t have one, you crash!

  7. Whoever pisses against the wind rinses his teeth…

  8. Drinking coffee keeps you awake. On the other hand, sleeping prevents you from drinking coffee.

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